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lonnyl
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« on: November 05, 2004, 06:03:08 PM »

Here's a little humor for you all

Math Illiteracy affects 7 out of every 5 people.

Code:
$sql = "SELECT * FROM users where clue = 'TRUE'";
db_query($sql);
'No Rows Returned'

I'm a pogrammer
I'm a programer
I'm a programor

I write code

If at first you don't succeed.  Call it version 1.0

Document my code?  Why do you think they call it "code"?

Code:
function question{
output(bb || !bb)
}
Shakespeare

The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.

AAAAA -  American Association Against Acronym Abuse

Hehehe... just some cute things I thought I would share.....

 Grin
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2004, 06:45:45 AM »

Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say

12. Specifications are for the weak and timid!

11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual processors if I am to do
battle with this code!

10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original
Klingon.

9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!

8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'.
Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance
people in its wake.

7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' --
and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.

6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.

5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest.
They will not concern us again.

4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!

3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to
die!

2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!

1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it,
and let them flee like the dogs they are!
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2004, 07:02:24 AM »

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2004, 07:44:55 PM »

someone took the 10 as a number ten and called me an idiot because binary only has 2 numbers, it was funny.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2004, 09:39:53 PM »

AAAAAAA -  American Association Against Aliteration And Acronym Abuse
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2004, 04:47:20 PM »

Q:  How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  You're still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb
    object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb
    class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message.

A:  At least a dozen, but it's impossible to tell which one it is, because
    they're all pointing at each other going "That's me, over there !"
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2004, 10:37:06 PM »

Any attempt to print Murphy's Law, shall cause the printer to jam. ^.^
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